Sometimes you just have to want something and let yourself have it.

 

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My mom always has the best weed. She wanted me to take a xanax today cuz I was having an anxiety attack but I said no so she came out of her room with some bud and was like here lock yourself in your room later and chill. Thanks ma :)

satan-burger:

undead givin head while his limbs are spread and dey bones is red his kids need fed so he sucks dick fo bread well thats what he said his name was fred and his job he did dread but give him cred he coulda upped and fled but no instead he chose to suck ted

satan-burger:

undead givin head while his limbs are spread and dey bones is red his kids need fed so he sucks dick fo bread well thats what he said his name was fred and his job he did dread but give him cred he coulda upped and fled but no instead he chose to suck ted

(Source: louxe)